First, I thought I'd go for the gratuitous cat photo:
Xtremely Cute Lace Knitting!
Then, I thought I could show my true nature:
Xtremely Geeky Lace Knitting!
Next, I thought about getting into the pure spirit of Xtreme sports:
Xtremely Dedicated but Crazy Lace Knitting!
Finally, I decided to show my freakish side:
Xtremely Flexible Lace Knitting!
Xtreme enough for you?
Edit to Add: Oh ye of little faith! I would not offend or disgrace Scout by Photoshopping her into an image for the sake of laughs. The only adjustment that I made to the photo above was to make it a wee bit darker because it was rather bright and a tad overexposed. As proof--here are the outtakes from that photoshoot: one, two, and three. See? She moves!